September 26, 2011

What Asshole Gets This Kind of Tattoo?


- "Maggie, stick your pacifier in here!"




- How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?.... 2. One to bend over and the other to screw it up his monkey ass.

- These monkeys must have just seen the movie Beverly Hills Cop, because it looks like he just stuck a banana in his tailpipe.

- Did you eat any corn today?



- Monkey see. Monkey poo.

- Look kids, it's a Madagascar glory hole!



- Now that's how you shave a pussy!

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