September 28, 2011
The Juice Is Worth The Squeeze
- And I thought jerking off a cow for milk was nasty!
- Does he cum in orange juice?
- This orange dude must fuck get a lot of peach!
September 27, 2011
Looks Like Jenny's Been Working The Block
- Here's the cover for Jennifer Lopez's new album, "Jenny From My Cock".
- And you too can have the "Pimpin' Ain't Easy Starter Kit" for just $12.99.
- The next item in the Jennifer Lopez sex toy collection will be an inflatable head called J-Blo.
- Sex with this doll is worse than Gigli.
- The biggest challenge with this doll is not having enough oxygen to inflate the ass. This toy is not intended for children with Asthma.
This Guy Is Going Snow Balls Deep
- Hey Frosty, where's your carrot?
- "Give me a break baby. It only looks small because we're having sex in the cold snow!"
- In this Behind The Scenes photo on the set of "An XXX-Mas Story", she was double dog dared to stick her vagina lips to his ice cold pole.
- "Come on! Have some respect!... Get a freezer!"
- "Is your wife always this cold during sex?"
- I guess he's ice fishing between her legs.
- Here comes Santa Claus...and the snowman is cumming too!
- I thought Medusa was supposed to turn you into stone if you looked at her.
- Times are so hard in this economic recession, that these two froze to death trying to stay warm using body heat.
- This must be the 2011 version of freeze tag.
- "Twat the night before Christmas..."
My Other Talent Is Juggling
- I bet you can't guess which hand is hiding the cripple nipple.
- "Look Ma, no hands!"
- No one who suffers from Leprosy was harmed in the making of this bikini.
- If you like her top, you should see his underwear.
- "...and her butt-plug is made from a black fist."
- She takes multitasking to a whole new level.
- Don't squeeze the Charmin.
Jennifer Lopez is Bootylicious
- She needed some extra security to prevent P. Diddy from breaking into her back door.
- Did anybody see my wallet?
- Jennifer Lopez better let that fart out before she explode.
- Before she was famous, she was a convicted ham smuggler.
- She must get shit stains on the back of her neck.
Alice In Ya-Yo Land
- "If mushrooms took me to wonderland, I wonder where I can go with this pound of coke?"
- If you think Alice has a bad drug problem, you should see the pics of Snow White blowing seven dwarfs to get her fix.
- Tony Montana ain't got shit on Alice! - "Say hello to my little coke habit".
- After snorting this pound of cocaine, Alice let the Mad Hatter explore her "rabbit hole".
If A Vagina Queefs In The Forrest...
- This tree is starting to give me wood...
- Anybody wanna split a roast beef sandwich?
- This tree has some massive vagina lips - but at least it trimmed its bush!
- This is the only pussy that will give you splinters on your tongue.
- Next time I go camping, I'd like to introduce this tree to my morning wood.
- The other trees are telling this one to stop acting like a cunt.
Republicans Suck!
- If you're running for President of the United States - it's not who know, it's who you blow.
- See what happens when you call it "Obama-Care"? You get something big and black stuffed down your throat.
- Michelle Bachmann ruined her election campaign when voters in the south learned that she does black guys.
- While Republicans show off how they can deep throat a large piece of dark meat, Democrats will be participating in a hair-pie eating contest.
- If you think this Republican can suck a mean one, you should see how members of the Tea Party get down on Tea Bagging!
September 26, 2011
What Asshole Gets This Kind of Tattoo?
- "Maggie, stick your pacifier in here!"
- How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?.... 2. One to bend over and the other to screw it up his monkey ass.
- These monkeys must have just seen the movie Beverly Hills Cop, because it looks like he just stuck a banana in his tailpipe.
- Did you eat any corn today?
- Monkey see. Monkey poo.
- Look kids, it's a Madagascar glory hole!
- Now that's how you shave a pussy!
It's Gettin' Hot in Hair...
- Mexicans are taking all our jobs!
- She told her barber just to take a little off the top.
- In this deleted scene from The Sopranos, Big Pussy starts a landscaping business.
- Sometimes when you want to have a good looking lawn, you need a PINK thumb.
- Here's the new treatment for getting rid of bed bugs.
- It figures! When it comes to getting a neatly trimmed pussy, if you want the job done right - a man has to do it himself!
- After mowing the lawn, this little man went back into his little pink boat.
- At what age do fish start shaving?
- That's the closest a black man will ever get to her vagina.
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