August 30, 2011

Who Needs Airbags When You Have Funbags?

Why So Curious...?


- Remember the good ol' days when you could just spank a monkey?

- Who knew The Joker was racist? I said kill the Dark Knight, and he attacks the first monkey he sees.

- The police report said the monkey was raped at knife-point by a green haired tranny.

- SPOILER ALERT: The monkey survives! Heath Ledger dies!

- Was this a deleted scene from Menace II Society? - "I said I'll pay yo' monkey ass when I'm ready!"

August 27, 2011

Eating At Not-So Friendly's


- Today's special at Friendly's is Crackaroni and Ass Cheese.