Why do men becoming smarter during sex?
Because They're plugged into a genius.
Why don't women blink during sex?
Because they don't have enough time.
Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they don't stop to ask for directions.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they don't hump women's legs at the bar.
Why did God put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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