One day, a first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She comes to the part of the story where Chicken Little tries to warn the farmer.
She read, "...and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling! The sky is falling!'"
The teacher paused and then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?"
One little boy raised his had and said, "I think he said, 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"
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