MAN: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
WOMAN: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
MAN: Really? I hear it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat slut.
MAN: Is this seat empty?
WOMAN: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
MAN: Probably because you'd on your knees sucking my cock!
MAN: Your place or mine?
WOMAN: Both! You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
MAN: That's cool. Because after I finish giving you anal in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
MAN: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
WOMAN: Unfertilized.
MAN: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your face!
MAN: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
WOMAN: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.
MAN: That works for me...as long as you're still warm when I shove my cock up your ass!
MAN: Do you want to dance?
WOMAN: No!
MAN: I think you misheard me...I said your ass looks fat in those pants!
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