Black For 5 MInutes

A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch. While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to the table, dipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it.

The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said, "Boy! What the hell are you doing?" The son gleefully replied, "Look Ma! I'm black!"

The mother slapped the shit out of her son and said, "Go show your father what you've done!"

The boy walked in to the den where his father was reading and said, "Look daddy! I'm black!" The father put down his magazine and with a very puzzled look on his face, slapped the shit out of the boy, and said, "Now go show your grandpa what you've done!"

The boy slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and said, "Um...grandpa... Look what I did! I'm black now!"

The grandpa grabbed the boy, bent him over his knee and gave him a spanking! Grandpa then said, "Now go back into that kitchen with your mama!"

The boy walks back into the kitchen and his mother says, "I hope you've learned your lesson young man!"

The boy says, "Hell yeah! I've been black for 5 minutes and I already hate you white motherfuckers!"