March 5, 2012

Bedside Manner


Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers out side of the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I got that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up, they give a lots of jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid says, "What are you in for?"

The first kid responds, "A circumcision."

The second kid says, "WHOA! Good luck with that buddy! I had that done when I was born, and then I couldn't walk for a year!"

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