December 20, 2011

Too Soon...?

Q: What do Siegfried and the tiger have in common?
A: They both know what Roy tastes like.


Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson call up Boys II Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get sick?
A:Because he ate a six year old wiener.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get admitted into the Betty Ford Clinic?
A: To cure his 14-year old crack habit.

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