Taking The BROWNS To The Super Bowl

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes, the old man farts and says, "Seven points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What the hell was that?" The old man replies, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later, the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown! I'm ahead 14 to 7!"

Not to be outdone, the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown! Tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal. I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressure is on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard but nothing comes out. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has but instead of farting, he shits the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-Time! Swicth sides!"