A man comes home to find his wife packing her suitcase. "Where are you going?" he asks.
"I'm off to Las Vegas," the wife explains. "On Jerry Springer today, I found out I can get $400 for giving a blowjob there. Figured I might as well get paid for something I do here for free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs and returns with a packed suitcase.
"Where do you think you're going?" the wife moans.
"I'm coming with you honey," the man says. "I've got to see for myself how you survive on $800 a year."
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