In God We Trust

After a Sunday Sermon, a man stops to shake the preacher's hand. "Preacher," he says, "That was a damn good sermon! Damn good!"

"Thank you," the preacher says, "But I'd rather you not use that language in the house of the Lord."

"In fact," the man continues, "I was so damn impressed with that sermon, I put $2,000 in the collection plate."

"No shit?" the preacher says.